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I have compiled of list of things she fiddle can do and not tell her mother so that the next time she is asked to reveal something that her mother doesn’t know about her, she can smile snarkily, raise one eyebrow, and pause in thought fiddle to mull over which of her fiddle multitude of secret shenanigans that she might whisper into the listener’s ear and then finish with a giggly “But don’t tell!” Some random suggestions for Cecilia (these also work well as strange personality quirks to fend off unwanted attention): 1. Use shampoo to launder your socks—better yet, find a specific brand of shampoo and refuse to do laundry with anything else. 2. When you are alone, talk to the carpet. Remind it several times daily not to nip at your ankles. Assure it that you will try not to let Twinkie crumbs fall on it. 3. While at school or work, throw away one paper clip every day. Become dependent on this action and develop it into a highly ritualized habit to the point of becoming fearful at the thought of missing a day.
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